Friday, January 30, 2004
A transcript of a recent phone call received at work:
"Hello."
"Hello...ummm....I just wanted to let you guys know that I was at the Matthew Winters parking lot the other day, and I saw one of your company cars, and ummmm....on top of it was an orange singlespeed with a sticker that said...(pause for shock value)......fuck that shift.....and ummm....I just wanted to say that while I wasn't personally that offended I bet if a little kid saw it...well...that would be a bad thing."
"Hmmm...interesting, well thanks for letting us know. Actually that's my bike."
"Oh, ummm....Ok. goodbye."
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